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  1. (via ladylongface)

  2. perfection…

    (via porntubemoviez)

  3. Going to a friends house

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    Normal people: What a lovely home you have
    Me: Whats your wifi

    Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  4. theblacknationalist:

    bad-dominicana:

    dumbthingswhitepplsay:

    kyssthis16:

    STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    dslfkjsdlfjsdklfjsd

    DYING. id likely add such dialogue as i watched lol

    lmaoooooooooo

    (via andwelcometomyworld)

  5. What's wrong with our society.

    • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
    • America: Well sure why not?
    • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
    • America: Whatever you want!
    • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
    • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
    • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
    • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
  6. loserslol:

    f-all1ng:

    violatedlovee:

    The biggest lie I’ve ever told

    i think its the biggest lie anyone has ever told

    right^

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