June 2012
3 posts
umakemesmile:
sorenneros:
e-v-e-r-y-a-v-e-n-u-e:
who-s4ys:
magicleawicked:
chasing-ch4nces:
theparadisekids:
janoskianspage:
perfectinmyownperfectway:
No one, and I mean no one deserves this.
don’t care if your a bieber, hipster, one direction, kardashian, janoskian blog. you all need to watch this and reblog it
this video deserves a billion notes so please stop scrolling,...
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
May 2012
46 posts
adventuresofdanandkourtney asked: You are Beautiful :) -Kourtney
Going to a friends house
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Normal people: What a lovely home you have Me: Whats your wifi
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
privatechow:
toocooltobehipster:
camnguyenxo:
How To Blow Up An Egg
I don’t know what I expected
YOU BASTARDS!!!
h34rtless:
Ugh if you don’t shove your tongue down my throat soon I might just cry
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
April 2012
52 posts